That sounded better in front of my mirror.

Anyway, (as if any of you weren’t aware) I am the Toy Overlord. Those of you who are here every week know how this goes. But to those of you who are new–you are in big trouble. What took you so long?

Had you not heard about my White Glove Shipping Treatment? I’m not aware of any othe roverlords who offer collector-grade shipping with zero upcharge.

How about my Mega Rewards Loyalty Program? You can earn store credit back on every purchase, and special VIP benefits/rewards unseen elsewhere.

Well, I could act incredulous all day long about how you had never heard about Megalopolis’ payment plan offers, daily deals, and any number of other benefits. I could do that, but I suppose what matters is that you are here now (XOXO).

And to customers new and old alike, I present all the previous week’s new arrivals and pre-orders, as well as upcoming arrivals for the present week.

Thank you, my ever-multiplying citizens of Megalopolis,

TO

McFarlane Toys